Parody Beer Commercial about allegations of big brewers watering down their beer

This makes me feel lazy.  Hell, I am lazy.  This confirms that I am lazy.

Straight out of the University of Wisconsin Stout, comes “Keystone (Is Our Patron)” — or as I prefer to call it, “Mother Effin’ Keystones”.  Keep on drinkin’ your ‘stones boys.

Forget about a beeramid, how about a beerawall built from 692 cans.

Thuese guys piled up 653 beers over the course of 12 days. Now that’s dedication to the art form of Beeramid’ing.

A night of boredom and some stop-motion elbow grease went into this beeramid and beerarocket.

P.S. Is that a cock cookie at the end?

This is not the greatest beeramid in the world, this is just a tribute.

The crew at WGN 9 in Chicago deliver the hard hitting news. You know, the news that relates to Hooter’s girls pouring beer while gyrating their hips.

Don’t forget about the Hooter’s Kids Specials!

Whether you’re a Skorpion or a Sub Zero fan, you can appreciate the skills possessed by this inebriated fella. Flawless victory; finish him.