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Drunk Break Dancing May Lead to Concussions, Shame

CAUTION: Break Dancing While Intoxicated has been known to cause the following side effects: broken limbs, headaches, concussions, head injuries, mockery amongst friends, shame.  Use extreme caution. The latest in Beer Patriots really outdid himself in his parent’s kitchen after

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Drunk Beachgoer Confuses Pants and Shirt

First of all, this guy wears his banana hammock with class.  There’s nothing more satisfying than Speedo-Day at the Beach. Well played sir, well played. Secondly, you know you’ve had a good day at the beach when you’re drunk enough

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