A Message to Barack Obama (@BarackObama) From a Beer-Lovin’ American

President Obama recently released the recipes for The White House Honey Ale and The White House Honey Porter.  The beers features honey gathered from the bee hives kept on the South Lawn of the White House.  Along with the much demanded recipes, the White House produced a video of the White House’s full-time-chefs-slash-part-time-brewmasters undertaking the meticulous process of brewing the beers (below).

With all due respect, Mr. President, you’re doing it wrong.  The best way to celebrate your love of beer and patriotism is to follow these simple steps:

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  1. Go to nearest liquor store (or send an intern).
  2. Select a case of beer, something that comes in 30-packs or more is preferable.  For information on good, cheap beers, please review contents of DirtyBeerHole.com
  3. Chug a few beers, loosen tie.
  4. Turn on SportsCenter, or any live televised sporting event of any sport that is frequently covered on SportsCenter.
  5. Chug a few more beers.
  6. Order pizza or raid freezer for frozen foods, such as Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites or Taquitos.
  7. Chug more beer.
  8. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

Beer President Obama, Beer Me, Beer America.

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