This guy is always looking for an excuse to:
- Drink beer;
- Not be productive;
- Have others be productive for me.
Norte Beer has come up with a fantastic way to give back. First of all, you need to drink beer. A lot of it. For every bottle cap collected, Norte Beer donated 1 minute of volunteer work to help save the world.
Wife: Dear, you need to clean the garage today.
Husband: No dear, I am busy saving the planet.
Wife: But you’re just sitting on your ass and drinking beer.