You know you’ve arrived when you have a video game. This was first evidenced by the critically acclaimed*, Academy Award winning* Spaceballs, the Movie.
Lone Starr: Now what the hell are we watching?
Yogurt: We’re watching the scene in Spaceballs the Animated TV Series where we’re looking at ourselves playing Spaceballs the Video Game.
Well, now Canhole has a video game. Play as Jack Link’s Sasquatch or Keystone Light’s Keith Stone in a head-to-head backyard battle royale. But remember, in order to abide by Canhole bylaws and regulations, you must have a real-life Keystone Light in your non-mouse-yielding hand at all times — it’s only fair.
May the Schwartz be with you.* Spaceballs didn’t win anything, nor was it critically acclaimed. These are entirely false statements. That is why I am disclaiming these falsities with an asterisk down here. Google+