Cheap Beer Madness 2012: Lost Lake Beer Wins!

We’re back, and cheaper than ever.  This year’s rendition of worldly phenomenon that is Cheap Beer Madness surely didn’t disappoint.  Lost Lake, a freshman competitor to Cheap Beer Madness, took the crown this year.   We ate, we drank, we attempted to boss the beer wenches around (with little-to-no success).  This time around, we “live tweeted” the crap out of the tournament – a tradition that we will likely continue in years to come.  Heck, we even had some interaction from last year’s champ, @BoxerLager, in the middle of the tourney.

While we were all too drunk to figure everything out exactly, a couple of highlights:

  • Cheap Beer Madness 2012 Winner: LOST LAKE BEER!
  • Baltika Grade 9 Extra Lager was our palette cleanser – mainly because it has the subtle hint of turpentine to it.  Do not drink this beer.  Ever.  It comes in 51 oz bottles of badness.  It tripled the amount of hair on my chest after just one glass.  This was originally given as a host/hostess gift, but no bad beer is unwelcome at Cheap Beer Madness.
  • Lost Lake Beer, 2012 Cheap Beer Madness Winner

    Lost Lake Beer, 2012 Cheap Beer Madness Winner

    In upcoming years, we’re going to have to regulate the “coldness” of beers.  We found out that some beers didn’t have a fair chance at winning since they were lukewarm at best.  I’m convinced this is why Boxer Lager was defeated in the semi-finals – there’s always next year.

  • Buffalo Chicken Dip and “Crack Bread” (warm bread covered in bacon bits, cheese and ranch dressing) are freaking fantastic.

The twitter timeline tells the story of the night, enjoy: @DirtyBeerHole:

Cheap Beer Madness 2012 is here! @, the 2011 champ, is ready to rumble. http://t.co/GNUg8T8a
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole
The pallets are cleansed, let Cheap Beer Madness begin! #BeerMe http://t.co/VIgop82e
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole
Grade 9 Lager is our cleanser between rounds. Kill it, kill it with Grade 9.
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole
@ good god, grade 9 is by far the worlds worst beer I have ever smelt or took a sip of
@cordesmike29
mike cordes
Preliminary notes. We're entering the final 4! @ sighting in round 2? http://t.co/CAJYb75h
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole
@ @ down to the final 4! Who is in? Who got knock out? We are getting close....
@cordesmike29
mike cordes
Final 4 notes, awaiting the dirty beer wenches to deliver the final round. http://t.co/97vAyUeD
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole
Raise your hand if your winded and sweating like a hooker in heat.
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole
@ @ I am sure we will be the reigning champs!!! Boxer lager beer of champions !
@BoxerLager
Boxer Lager
While @ had a strong showing, LOST LAKE is the winner of Cheap Beer Madness 2012!!! Congrats to the new reigning champ! #BeerMe
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole
So drunk. So tired. Losing an hour of sleep tonight after slugging 14 different cheap beers just seems wrong. Damn you daylight savings.
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole
Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Lost Lake fer days, y'all. http://t.co/9e4TCt8f
@DirtyBeerHole
Dirty Beer Hole

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