You know it’s a fancy-schmancy beer when its name causes your spellchecker to crash and attempt to alert Microsoft. I was told by some beer-snob buddies of mine that these fancy beers require a special glass to get optimal taste out of them – sounds high maintenance. So I grabbed the fanciest glass in the place: my official NFL Miller Lite football glass.
Bring on beer number 1 out of the fancy beer basket.
Since 1397, this brown German brew has intoxicated scores of drunkards with finer palettes. This old timey ale offers a strong, yet light, initial taste, with some bitter after taste. Fancy Beer Hole approved.
Ok, that’s enough beery prose for this one. To the bullet points:
- How many can I drink in one sitting: 4 to 5, before feeling like I ate three loaves of bread. Oh boy do I love bread.
- Pinky Elevation: not completely necessary, but helpful.
- Fanciful Scale (0-10): 6 Fancies.