Boxer Lager is at it again with their bikini babe. This time our friend in the albino monkey suit directs your attention to a “Thing of Beauty.” Uh… the beer that is. This blonde bombshell has obviously undergone some enhancements — she had tiny bells installed on her eyelids.
“I need you to pay attention to this thing of beauty. I also need you to look at this beer. It’s Boxer Lager and it’s the highest quality beer at the lowest possible price… High quality, low price, now that’s a thing of beauty.”