4th of July Preparations

Over the past few months, Dirty Beer hole has been training for this coming 4th of July weekend.  But by “training”, Dirty Beer Hole of course means “drinking excessively, daily.”

What could possibly be better than dedicating an entire weekend to drinking beer and blowing stuff up.    As scholar Mr. Homer J. Simpson once opined, “celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it.”

Below is a handy how-to guide for the 4th of July weekend:

  1. Drink beer, to excess;
  2. Blow things up;
  3. Repeat, as necessary.

Don’t forget to capture some patriotic moments on video over the weekend.  Who knows… you may just end up being a Beer Patriot.  Beer me.

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