Crazy shit is happening, people. Scientists are baffled. One lucky bastard has had so much Boxer Lager that his head has been replaced by a freakin’ box of Boxer Lager.
The man, who has asked to remain anonymous, recently spoke with DirtyBeerHole and described the situation as “the best thing that ever happened to me.”
Adding, “Although this wasn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted to get my head stuck in a box, I can’t complain. Boxer is the beer of champions. And my head’s stuck in it. That makes my head a champion.”
Sound logic indeed.
Boxer Lager, brewed at the Minhas Brewery in Wisconsin, has offered no comment on the bizarre turn of events. The company simply updated the Surgeon General warning on its packaging to include the following verbiage: “May cause head or appendages to become a box of beer.”