Rare footage of Eminem has been uncovered from the archives. This long-lost footage lends new insights to what caused Eminem to resort to a life of drugs, alcohol and murderin’ bitches.
In quasi-related news, DirtyBeerHole used to own that exact pair of Zubaz.
To clarify, this obviously isn’t Eminem. The true identity of this Junior-MC is a guy by the name of Michael Clancy (@lawforthemasses), an attorney out of Phoenix, Arizona. He’s a grown-ass man now. So far, he has a good sense of humor about all of this unexpected attention. Here’s to you Michael… now use some of those lawyering skills to get a cut of the advertising and merchandise revenues from all of this!Google+