Don’t get me wrong, I love cheap beer just as much as the next guy. But I couldn’t stomach the Baltika Grade 9 Extra Lager for some reason. Heavy on alcohol content, light on stomach-ability. To add insult to injury, it came in a bottle that was approximately 7 gallons large — ok, so it wasn’t that big. But it was big, and who wants to let beer go to waste? Not this guy.
Baltika Grade 9 Extra Lager is pictured below, with a 3rd place basketball trophy from 3rd grade provided for purposes of highly-scientific methods of scale. If this beer were in a tournament of 3 beers, this beer would definitely take the 3rd place trophy. Old Style me, quick!